If you ever feel unwanted, remember yahoo bought us for 1.1 billion dollars.
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor guy getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
Last comment has me dying laughing
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”